Laconic History of the World
(The most common word in every Wikipedia article titled ‘History of ____’)
(via fuckyeahcartography)
Source: visual.ly
Source: dorkly.com
Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Supervisor: Why?
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: (silence)
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.
(via chreeesdunn)
Source: lewis1993
They are breeding. WE ARE TOTALLY FUCKED.
me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES
(via jambonumberfive)
Source: carlosbaila
That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa
CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL
S-sir? Sir, what are you-
Sir, are you-
Sir, please stop.
Sir
Are you okay?
I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.
(via evanna11)
Source: 01012012
If you don’t love British tv you’re wrong.
I don’t even think acting was required.
(via tearsofrassilon)
Source: raisedsherlockfromperdition
